Thursday, September 25, 2008

To clean...or not too clean??

Maybe this should be a question for the boys. See I have a little problem ( it kinda follows Mistress K's last post)...I am COMPLETELY obsessed with keeping my hidden treasure clean! I mean, of course I bathe daily, sometimes twice...however, I won't let ANYBODY get close to it unless it has had a proper scrubbing. This could even be an hour after a shower and includes an abnormal amount of soap, lotion in the shrubs, and body spray all over.

After party Bad Kitty delight in the car...FORGET IT! No place to clean it. Seriously! Now I cannot honestly say where this comes from. There hasn't been anything traumatic happen that lead to someone saying it didn't smell good. I can't imagine being a guy though and going down for some warm apple pie and smelling a water treatment plant! Ewwwww.

N e e d h e l p!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Here's a map...

OK so we have discussed the art of the blow job. Now what about you? I am sure almost everyone reading here has seen the American Pie movie at one point or another. Do you remember when Kevin finds the "holy grail", a book passed down through various teenage boy about the correct way to perform cunnilingus? Well let's pretend an actual woman wrote that book. What works for you?

I am a slow and steady type. I like a soft constant licking, it may take me a few more minutes but the payoff is always SO much better. I don't like to be bitten, poked, prodded (with some exception) or slapped. My clit is very sensitive and over-stimulation becomes so painful. I get to the point I want to scream and slap him! Once I've come, I don't want any more touching! I want to move on to bigger and better things.

Now I have someone who takes direction well, someone who is always more concerned about how I feel than his eventual payoff (although if he does things right he'll be handsomely rewarded). In the past there have been those who get defensive, those who don't realize not every woman is the same in bed. Sure we all have essentially the same parts, but they don't all respond to the same stimuli. It would be like assuming that someone from Morocco can understand Sudanese without a translator.

Now if you could create your own little road map, what directions would you give? A little to the left, just up that hill... now park and let the motor run would ya?

Sunday, September 14, 2008


I hope you're all getting more action than I am... things sure have been slow around here recently.
So tell me, is there anything that just turns your switch right to off? What if he lets one rip right as he is going in for the kill? A sweat bead that drips right off into the small of your back (one too many times)? Those are a few that are usually mood killers... although it has been months now for me (we live 600 miles apart at the moment) and I am so desperate he could do just about anything and I would still feel like raping him.
In past relationships there have been times that I just wasn't that into it and anything could set me off. It could be a zit on the side of his neck that made me want to run. An ingrown hair on his thigh that made me gag (since some were so small they couldn't gag a fly). Yeah so what, women can be so shallow. We're always so concerned about being properly groomed (hairless, landing strip, silly shapes) and soft and clean but men certainly don't seem to give a crap half the time. You could serve it up Cruella DeVille style (half white, half black) and they wouldn't notice unless you said something like "so how does it look". He'd probably still blow it off as long as he feels all nice and cozy. There is just something about the feel of a woman they can't get enough of...
What turns you off?

Monday, September 8, 2008

Role reversal

No, I am not talking about role play here... but reversal of traditional sexual roles.

Since when have men become the ones to have headaches and feel "too fat" to have sex? How many times has your partner turned you down because he is not in the mood? The more women I talk to the more I see this as a modern trend. Women who are more sexual than thier men. Maybe it is a new revolution of sorts. Maybe the freedom we have to be naughty is proving who the sexual beasts really are! I am SO not that 1950's goody-goody housewife.

ME?? I want to do it all the time. I think about it all the time. I dream about it all the time! I will roll over in the middle of the night and want to jump on and ride him into tomorrow. Of course if I try there are times I hear "but babe, I am too tired". GET OVER IT!!

So, how do you get them past this little hang up? Well... personally, I will usually start off with a blow job. Nothing wakes a man up in a better mood than a hot, wet mouth on his cock. It works 99% of the time but I am always up for some more tricks.

Share... do you have a partner that is always in the mood? Do you have a trick to coax him into doing what you want when he isn't as ready as you are?

Monday, September 1, 2008

A little help please?

Hello Mistress K,

Was wondering if you or any of the girls could recommend a toy for me. Direct, Intense, Clitoral Stimulation is a must. Money is no object, I have had problems with the cheaper toys in the past, so i'm willing to spend more on a really good toy that will last.

Thank you