PORN!!

Ok, what girl hasn't occasionally watched porn? I will admit to being obsessed with it for sometime in my late teens. I would even rewind the VHS to the exact second before my boyfriend got home so he wouldn't know I was watching way more than he was (at that point I was trying to maintain a good girl image).


I prefer the kinds with the story line, like boy meets girl... boy likes girl... girl plays hard to get... boy sleeps with girls' best friend... and then they have a hot threesome. I don't particularly care for the all out fuckfests that I see more often than not. Sure, they are good for learning purposes, but they just don't get me off. Does anyone have a go-to when they need a little help? This is one of my favorites: assangels3 ... and boy do I have a thing for Evan Stone!!! There is a scene where he is a gladiator and it just gets me hot... really hot. I don't care for anal, but on film I can almost convince myself I'd like it if I just let go a little.

Public Service

Yes, my civic duties! Nah, I am not talking about voting (although I plan to DO that as well). I am talking about servicing in public. I know we've all at least fantasized about it... I myself do it as often as possible. We screw in the car, on the lawn, in the bushes, on a loading dock, in a bathroom (eww, yeah... but it was great). My partner and I looooove to be outdoors in the woods, on the balcony, wherever we can. Beds are oh-so blase dontcha know?

What is it about being somewhere you can get caught? It is certainly titillating, but there is something else. You're in it together, you'll both GO DOWN for your crimes. I know that I am not thinking too clearly when my panties are in the petunias and my legs are wrapped tightly about his hips. I wouldn't notice if an M80 was exploding 10 feet from me at certain points, much less someone catching a peek. We broke a chair on the back porch once because I got a little carried away. The neighbors came to see what the BANG was all about and got an eye full of boobies. Not to mention the heart attack we may have caused at the retirement community directly behind our building. We've stopped in the desert on the way home from the bar, under the stars next to a busy road... we've hiked to the top of a mountain in the rain... we have been on the football field of the local high school and in the parking lot of a country club. I just can't stop myself. If we have enough space and enough time I will have him naked in 3 seconds flat.

So where have you gone exploring and what is your ultimate public fantasy?

In my dreams.

Is it me or do all you dirty girls fantasize about someone other than your spouse? I know we all do it, but is that a bad sign?

My typical fantasy usually involves some random faceless guy and maybe a girl or two. It's rough and dirty and although my man would probably love to do all those things, he is unaware of my dirty little secrets. Somehow it just seems more exciting to imagine fucking a total stranger; get in, get off, and get out!

Problem is, is that if I were single...some of these things might becum a reality. Any comments?

To clean...or not too clean??

Maybe this should be a question for the boys. See I have a little problem ( it kinda follows Mistress K's last post)...I am COMPLETELY obsessed with keeping my hidden treasure clean! I mean, of course I bathe daily, sometimes twice...however, I won't let ANYBODY get close to it unless it has had a proper scrubbing. This could even be an hour after a shower and includes an abnormal amount of soap, lotion in the shrubs, and body spray all over.

After party Bad Kitty delight in the car...FORGET IT! No place to clean it. Seriously! Now I cannot honestly say where this comes from. There hasn't been anything traumatic happen that lead to someone saying it didn't smell good. I can't imagine being a guy though and going down for some warm apple pie and smelling a water treatment plant! Ewwwww.

N e e d h e l p!

Here's a map...

OK so we have discussed the art of the blow job. Now what about you? I am sure almost everyone reading here has seen the American Pie movie at one point or another. Do you remember when Kevin finds the "holy grail", a book passed down through various teenage boy about the correct way to perform cunnilingus? Well let's pretend an actual woman wrote that book. What works for you?

I am a slow and steady type. I like a soft constant licking, it may take me a few more minutes but the payoff is always SO much better. I don't like to be bitten, poked, prodded (with some exception) or slapped. My clit is very sensitive and over-stimulation becomes so painful. I get to the point I want to scream and slap him! Once I've come, I don't want any more touching! I want to move on to bigger and better things.

Now I have someone who takes direction well, someone who is always more concerned about how I feel than his eventual payoff (although if he does things right he'll be handsomely rewarded). In the past there have been those who get defensive, those who don't realize not every woman is the same in bed. Sure we all have essentially the same parts, but they don't all respond to the same stimuli. It would be like assuming that someone from Morocco can understand Sudanese without a translator.

Now if you could create your own little road map, what directions would you give? A little to the left, just up that hill... now park and let the motor run would ya?

Peeves

I hope you're all getting more action than I am... things sure have been slow around here recently.
So tell me, is there anything that just turns your switch right to off? What if he lets one rip right as he is going in for the kill? A sweat bead that drips right off into the small of your back (one too many times)? Those are a few that are usually mood killers... although it has been months now for me (we live 600 miles apart at the moment) and I am so desperate he could do just about anything and I would still feel like raping him.
In past relationships there have been times that I just wasn't that into it and anything could set me off. It could be a zit on the side of his neck that made me want to run. An ingrown hair on his thigh that made me gag (since some were so small they couldn't gag a fly). Yeah so what, women can be so shallow. We're always so concerned about being properly groomed (hairless, landing strip, silly shapes) and soft and clean but men certainly don't seem to give a crap half the time. You could serve it up Cruella DeVille style (half white, half black) and they wouldn't notice unless you said something like "so how does it look". He'd probably still blow it off as long as he feels all nice and cozy. There is just something about the feel of a woman they can't get enough of...
ANYWAY...
What turns you off?

Role reversal

No, I am not talking about role play here... but reversal of traditional sexual roles.

Since when have men become the ones to have headaches and feel "too fat" to have sex? How many times has your partner turned you down because he is not in the mood? The more women I talk to the more I see this as a modern trend. Women who are more sexual than thier men. Maybe it is a new revolution of sorts. Maybe the freedom we have to be naughty is proving who the sexual beasts really are! I am SO not that 1950's goody-goody housewife.

ME?? I want to do it all the time. I think about it all the time. I dream about it all the time! I will roll over in the middle of the night and want to jump on and ride him into tomorrow. Of course if I try there are times I hear "but babe, I am too tired". GET OVER IT!!

So, how do you get them past this little hang up? Well... personally, I will usually start off with a blow job. Nothing wakes a man up in a better mood than a hot, wet mouth on his cock. It works 99% of the time but I am always up for some more tricks.

Share... do you have a partner that is always in the mood? Do you have a trick to coax him into doing what you want when he isn't as ready as you are?

A little help please?

Hello Mistress K,


Was wondering if you or any of the girls could recommend a toy for me. Direct, Intense, Clitoral Stimulation is a must. Money is no object, I have had problems with the cheaper toys in the past, so i'm willing to spend more on a really good toy that will last.


Thank you

Idea for the week: FETISHES

What kind of kink turns you on? Is it something small, like a little whip? Is it leather and latex? What is your kinkiest fetish experience? Remember girls, you can post anonymously in the comment section (if you feel too freaky to attach your "name" to it).

Let's hear it.

movie sex

After a night like I had last night I just had to make this post. Have you ever had the kind of sex made for movies? I love to be a dirty girl and Love dirty, rough sex, I have had sex that made me scream so loud the neighbors knocked on the door to make sure I was OK. But there is something to say about movie sex. when I say movie sex I mean slow passionate sex that keeps you on the verge of losing control for hours. the kind that involves touching, stroking, rubbing and kissing every square inch of your partners body, there is something about starring into your lovers eyes as you reach orgasm together. I have actually cried during sex because it becomes so intense that for those 3-4 hours there is no one in the world but you and your lover.

So dirty girls, tell me about the stories of passion that I know we all have.